HUMOROUSLY SERIOUS!
WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE REVIEWS REALLY MEAN : GATHERED FROM: Ms.MEENA
1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - ALWAYS GOING OUT OF THE OFFICE
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - ABLE TO BULLSHIT
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - SPENDS LOT OF TIME ON PHONE
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - TOO UGLY TO GET A DATE
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - DRINKS A LOT
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE DOES
7. QUICK THINKING - OFFERS PLAUSIBLE EXCUSES
8. CAREFUL THINKER - WON’T TAKE A DECISION
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - GETS SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - SPEAKS ENGLISH
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A NIT PICKER
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - IS TALL OR HAS A LOUDER VOICE
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - LUCKY
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - KNOWS A LOT OF DIRTY JOKES
15. CAREER MINDED - BACK STABBER
16. LOYAL - CAN’T GET A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - BUYS DRINKS FOR ALL THE BOYS
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION - GETS TO WORK ON TIME
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - SLEEPS AT DESK.
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - ABLE TO BULLSHIT
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - SPENDS LOT OF TIME ON PHONE
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - TOO UGLY TO GET A DATE
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - DRINKS A LOT
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE DOES
7. QUICK THINKING - OFFERS PLAUSIBLE EXCUSES
8. CAREFUL THINKER - WON’T TAKE A DECISION
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - GETS SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - SPEAKS ENGLISH
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A NIT PICKER
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - IS TALL OR HAS A LOUDER VOICE
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - LUCKY
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - KNOWS A LOT OF DIRTY JOKES
15. CAREER MINDED - BACK STABBER
16. LOYAL - CAN’T GET A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - BUYS DRINKS FOR ALL THE BOYS
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION - GETS TO WORK ON TIME
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - SLEEPS AT DESK.
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