HUMOROUSLY SERIOUS

HUMOROUSLY SERIOUS! 
WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE REVIEWS REALLY MEAN :


GATHERED FROM: Ms.MEENA


1.    OUTGOING PERSONALITY                            - ALWAYS GOING OUT OF THE OFFICE
2.    GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS                     - ABLE TO BULLSHIT
3.    GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS                    - SPENDS LOT OF TIME ON PHONE
4.    WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY                             - TOO UGLY TO GET A DATE
5.    ACTIVE SOCIALLY                                       - DRINKS A LOT
6.    INDEPENDENT WORKER                               - NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE DOES
7.    QUICK THINKING                                         - OFFERS PLAUSIBLE EXCUSES
8.    CAREFUL THINKER                                      - WON’T TAKE A DECISION
9.    USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS                   - GETS SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT
10.  EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL                     - SPEAKS ENGLISH
11.    METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL           - A NIT PICKER
12.    HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES                       - IS TALL OR HAS A LOUDER VOICE
13.    EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT             - LUCKY
14.    KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR                             - KNOWS A LOT OF DIRTY JOKES
15.    CAREER MINDED                                      - BACK STABBER
16.    LOYAL                                                    - CAN’T GET A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE
17.    PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT     - BUYS DRINKS FOR ALL THE BOYS
18.    OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION   - GETS TO WORK ON TIME
19.    RELAXED ATTITUDE                                 - SLEEPS AT DESK.

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