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* Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

* A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

* What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

* The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

* I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
 
 

* BANTA has written a letter to BILL GATES:

I have bought a computer for my home & I found some problems which I want to bring to your notice.

1.There is a button start but no stop button.

2.One doubt whether any re-scooter is available in system? as I find only re-cycle,but I own only a scooter.

3.My child learnt Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence- so when will you provide that?

4.There is Microsoft Office,what about Microsoft Home,since I use the pc only at home.

5.One last personal question-How is that your name is 'GATES' but your are selling 'WINDOWS'

Regards

***** (JUST JOKE/NOT TO HURT ANYONE.)

AMAZING FACTS

* There are only four words in the English language which end in '-dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

* The three words in the English language with the letters "uu" are: vacuum, residuum and continuum.

* The longest non-medical word in the English language is FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION, which means "the act of estimating as worthless"

* The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

* 'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'

MESSAGES MOST LIKED

* BANTA has written a letter to BILL GATES:

I have bought a computer for my home & I found some problems which I want to bring to your notice.

1.There is a button start but no stop button.

2.One doubt whether any re-scooter is available in system? as I find only re-cycle,but I own only a scooter.

3.My child learnt Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence- so when will you provide that?

4.There is Microsoft Office,what about Microsoft Home,since I use the pc only at home.

5.One last personal question-How is that your name is 'GATES' but your are selling 'WINDOWS'

Regards

*****

(JUST JOKE/NOT TO HURT ANYONE.)

* The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh
* I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. ~Abraham Lincoln
* A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is." ~Keith L. Brooks
* A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb
* The best conversations with mothers always take place in silence, when only the heart speaks. ~Carrie Latet

1. Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

2. In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...
3. I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

1. The greatest gift you can give to someone,
is the purity of your attention
2. A little difference between “Promises” & “Memories”
“Promises” We break them &
“Memories” They break us
3. “A single harsh word spoken at the time of anger is so poisonous that
it makes us to forget the hundred lovable conversations within seconds.”

AMAZING FACTS

* A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.

* While sleeping, one man in eight snores, and one in ten grinds his teeth.

* 99% of all bacteria are NOT harmful to humans in any way!

* The first bicycle that was made in 1817 by Baron von Drais didn't have any pedals? People walked it along.

* Karl Benz invented the first gas powered car. The car had only three wheels. The first car with four wheels was made in France in 1901 by Panhard et LeVassor.

* BRAIN is the organ of body which has no sensation when cut.
* Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.
* The ancient Egyptians were the first civilization to use the circle as a symbol of the union between a man and a woman. The very nature of a circle, without a beginning or an end, represents the eternity of love.
* The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".
* Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.

 1. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
2. Women are more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
3. On average, a woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s heart.

1. The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime-Now even more after Mobile Phone.
2. First product to have a Bar code was Wrigleys Gum.
3. Bunch of Banana is called a HAND -(Banana fruit in hanging clusters, with up to 20 fruit)
1. We love ourself even after making so many mistakes…
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes??
Strange but true’!!
2. “Always Try To Prove That You Are Right But..
Never Attempt To Prove That Others Are Wrong.
3. Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.

1. Altophobia – fear of heights / Gephyrophobia – fear of bridges.
2. Children grow faster in the springtime.
3. The cornea is the only living tissue in the human body that does not contain any blood vessels.
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1. Always be Happy, always wear a smile;

Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
2. A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling!
3. Sharp is your memory, sweet is your name, deep in my heart you'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from you.


1. The only word that has 15 unrepeated alphabets in it is "uncopyrightable"

2. There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.
3. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is an English- a phrase that contains all of the letters of the alphabet.

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 MESSAGES MOST LIKED

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Every TEAR is a sign of commitment!

Every SILENCE is a sign of compromise!

Every SMILE is a sign of attachment!

Every SMS is a sign of remembrance!
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 Value d feelings of ur dear ones even if u fight.
 becoz... Missing each other may be more painful than being hurted ...
 3.
 Don't depend on any 1 in dis world
 including ur Shadow Bcos Even a shadow
 wil leave u wen u r in Dark...


1.Satisfy the person who expect from you rather than surprising the person whom never expected anything from you.
2.Love and Death are two uninvited guests nobody know when they come,but both do the same work, one takes the Heart and the other takes its Beats.
3.Height of technical overdose:-
A software engineer slips from the roof of a building & shouts F1 F1 F1 instead of HELP HELP HELP...!


1. You think you are missing someone. But actually you don't miss them b'coz each second you think about their absence which fills their presence.

2.Distance can't separate anyone. Nearness can't bind anyone. If feelings are true from the heart, Just close your eyes you can find the one you miss.
3. Some people touch your heart in such a way that you can't stop thinking about them , that is the kind of person you are to me.. Far yet so near.. Simple yet so precious..


1.Like a clock that is constantly running. It has to be wound daily with good thoughts. Don't go through life, grow through life!
2. Daughter's finger may be small, but she can still wrap her Dad around it..! A son is a son only till he gets a WIFE:->..but a daughter is a daughter all her LIFE:-*..! She may outgrow your lap, but won't outgrow your heart..... Nothing can replace a GIRL child:-) GIRLS ROCK!
3.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones.. Try a different one each day.After all..variety is the spice of life!.
(ENJOYED AS A JOKE)

1.Its not the presence of someone that brings meaning to Life. But the way someone touches your HEART gives LIFE a Beautiful Meaning.. .

2.If a drop of water fall into the lake, it has no identity.. But if it fal into the rose,it will shine.. So select a place where you can shin.

3.WORDS OF True Relationship : I would conquer the whole world with just one hand, if You are holding the other.


1.Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law... "YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.Smart Father-in-law:Replied... "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE.
2.Whats the height of hope?? It is sitting in the exam hall, holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself "Dont worry. Exams wil get postponed"


3.If the path is beautiful, let us not ask where it leads. But if the destination is beautiful, let us NOT ask how the path is...



1. Truly caring friendship means, one who knows you are crying and finds your tears even when you are walking in the rain.
2. Life is not worth living until you have someone to die for... And Life is not worth dying once you have someone to live for... Strange but very true.
3. A Beautiful Relationship does not depend on how well we Understand someone...But, It depends on how well we Avoid the Misunderstanding.


1. FUNNY BUT TRUE THOUGHT:IN THE PAST, NOBODY HAD A WATCH BUT EVERYONE HAD TIME.
NOW EVERYONE HAS A WATCH BUT NOBODY HAS TIME!.


2. ONE OF THE JOYS IN LIFE IS WAKING UP EACH DAY WITH THOUGHTS THAT SOMEWHERE SOMEONE CARES ENOUGH TO SEND A WARM MORNING GREETING.GOOD DAY!.


3. DO YOU KNOW WHO IS THE BEST COUPLE IN THIS UNIVERSE?
SMILE & TEARS
RARELY THEY MEET, BUT IF THEY MEET THAT WILL BE THE MOST HAPPIEST MOMENT IN LIFE.


1.WHEN I WAS SMALL I LAUGHED LESS BUT THERE WAS INFINITE HIDDEN HAPPINESS...AS I GREW UP I LEARNT TO LAUGH TO HIDE THE UNSPOKEN SADNESS -THAT’S LIFE!.

2. THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO LIVE YOUR LIFE - ONE, AS IF NOTHING IS A MIRACLE.. THE OTHER, AS IF EVERYTHING IS A MIRACLE..

3. POSSESSIVENESS DOES NOT COME WHEN SOME ONE NEEDS YOU IN THEIR LIFE.... BUT IT REALLY COMES WHEN THEY FEAR THAT THEY WILL LOSE YOU FROM THEIR LIFE.. 

1.HEART IS LIKE A PERFUME BOTTLE. IF YOU NEVER OPEN IT, NOBODY KNOWS YOUR FRAGRANCE...IF YOU KEEP IT ALWAYS OPEN,SOON U WILL LOOSE UR FRAGRANCE.... SO KEEP IT OPEN ONLY FOR ME .

2. "NEVER THINK MORE ABOUT PAST-IT BRINGS TEARS..." "DONT THINK MORE ABOUT FUTURE-IT BRINGS FEARS..." "LIVE THIS SECOND-IT BRINGS CHEERS..."THINK ABOUT ME!
3. HEY, I JUST GOT YOUR BLOOD TEST REPORT. U HAVE BEEN TESTED HIV POSITIVE. REPORT READS PERSON HAS HIGH PERCENTAGE OF HONEY IN VEINS. NO WONDER!

1. THE PURPOSE OF FRIENDSHIP IS NOT TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO MIGHT COMPLETELY BE WITH YOU...BUT, TO HAVE SOMEONE WITH WHOM YOU CAN SHARE UR INCOMPLETENESS.

2. I MADE A LIST OF SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE WITH PENCIL. BUT WHEN I REACHED YOUR NAME, I USED PEN. BECOZ I'M SURE, I'L NEVER HAVE TO ERASE.
YOUR ALWAYS SPECIAL...

3. I AM NOT A SHAKESPEARE TO WRITE ABOUT YOU..
I AM NOT SHELLY TO SING ABOUT YOU..
I AM NOT RAVIVARMA TO PAINT YOU..
I AM YOUR FRIEND TO SAY,
"I CARE FOR YOU MY DEAR FRIEND''... STAY COOL. I LOVE YOU DEAR.

*THE UNUSUAL IN NATURE IS OFTEN BEAUTIFUL….
IT IS TRUE OF PEOPLE TOO.*A FRIEND IS A PERSON WHO FINDS THE FIRST DROP OF YOUR TEAR,CATCHES THE SECOND DROP, STOPS THE THIRD DROP AND CHANGES THE FOURTH DROP INTO A SMILE.
*IT IS ENOUGH TO LAUGH, WHEN
LIFE IS FLOWING LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SONG;
GREAT ARE THOSE WHO LAUGH, WHEN
EVERYTHING GOES DEAD WRONG!

*POSSESSIVENESS COMES WHEN THERE'S FEAR OF LOSING THE LOVED ONE NOT BECAUSE THEY DON’T BELIEVE YOU, BUT THEY DON’T HAVE FAITH ON OTHERS WHO MAY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR SWEETNESS 

*LIFE IS NOT JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS MADE FOR YOU BUT LIFE IS LIVING FOR SOMEONE WHO LIVES BECAUSE OF YOU.

*I M A PAPER,YOU CAN WRITE YOUR FEELINGS, SCRIBBLE YOUR ANGER TO ABSORB YOUR TEARS, DON’T THROW ME AFTER USE, BCOZ WHEN YOU FEEL COLD I WILL BURN MYSELF TO WARM YOU UP!

*ALTHOUGH WATER FALLS FROM A HILL, IT NEVER FEELS IT HAS FALLEN;IT RISES TO RUN AS A UNSTOPPABLE RIVER.LIFE IS NOT FALLING BUT RISING AT EVERY FALL.

*TRUE FRIENDSHIP HAS GOT INFINITE LAYERS JUST LIKE ONION.YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO COUNT IT, BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO CUT IT ,YOU WILL HAVE TEARS IN YOUR EYES....*I CAN'T FIND A REASON WHY GOD GAVE YOU TO ME,BUT THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION TO BE ASKED;MAY BE THE QUESTION IS HOW DID GOD KNOW THAT I NEEDED A PERSON LIKE YOU.

*Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear Heart. Be'coz everyone's Heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear one.

*Everyday starts with some Expectation...!But, "Everyday ends with some Experience....!"
*Smile is better than credit card because it is : 1. Accepted worldwide 2. Auto reload 3. Unlimited usage 4. Need no authorization 5. Makes everyone happy....So keep smiling.

*Three best sentences: "Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you. Live life so well that even death loves to see you live!. Fight so hard that fate itself accepts its defeat.

*The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say u cant do.

*It takes a lot of courage to stand upto your enemies.. But it takes courage even more to stand upto your friends..*Life is at its weakest when there's more doubts than trust.. But life is at its strongest when u learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.
*A truly caring friendship means, one who knows you are crying and finds your tears even when you are walking in the rain.

*MOTHER TERASA : "DONT EXPECT YOUR FRIEND TO BE A PERFECT PERSON" BUT, "HELP YOUR FRIEND TO BECOME A PERFECT PERSON".

*SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT 'BLACK'COLOUR AS SENTIMENTALY BAD. BUT THEY FORGET TO KNOW ABOUT, "EVERY BLACK BOARD MAKES THE STUDENTS BRIGHT". -DR.A.P.J.KALAM
*MIRACLE LINES: THEY SAY "YOU CAN WIN OVER UR ENEMY BY LOVE". . . BUT "LOVE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY OF LIFE WHEN IT HURTS".

AMAZING FACTS

INTERESTING ACRONYMS:1.TIPS (GIVEN AT THE HOTEL) = TO IMPROVE PROMPT SERVICE
2.POLICE = PROTECTION OF LIFE IN CIVIL ESTABLISHMENT
3.COMPUTER = COMMONLY ORIENTED MACHINES PARTICULARLY USED FOR TRADE , EDUCATION AND RESEARCH ,




1."Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

2. The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".
3.Of all the words in the English language, the word ' set ' has the most definitions!.

1.The average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English .

2. Pencil lead is graded by hardness: a greater percentage of clay results in a harder lead. H (harder),middle F, and HB and B (black/softer)are pencils of average hardness.
In order, the leads are (from hardest to softest) 9H 8H 7H 6H 5H 4H 3H 2H H F HB B 2B 3B 4B 5B 6B 7B 8B 9B.
3.The pencil was invented in 1565 in England, when graphite was discovered, and found it useful for marking sheep. The sticks were wrapped in string or sheepskin until the Italians added wooden holders.

1. The average person laughs about 15 times a day.

2. The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.
3. The only organ that can regenerate itself in human body is the Liver.(Nail is a dead tissue)

1.Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
2.A snail can sleep for 3 years
3.Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

1.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.2.Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
3.Ants don't sleep.

1. The Giraffe has a very long tongue -- more than a foot and a half long. A Giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
2. An elephant can smell water three miles away and thats the only animal with four knee joints and can't jump.luckily!
3. An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain and Ostriches can kick with tremendous force, but only forward


1.ALASKAN BROWN BEARS, WORLD'S LARGEST MEAT-EATING ANIMALS THAT LIVE ON LAND, CAN WEIGH AS MUCH AS 1,700 POUNDS (771 KILOGRAMS)
2.A CHIMPANZEE CAN LEARN TO RECOGNIZE ITSELF IN A MIRROR, BUT MONKEYS CAN'T , WHICH IS REFERED AS OBSERVATIVE REFLEX.
3.HOW DO REINDEERS SURVIVE IN THE EXTREME COLD? REINDEER EATS & FILL UP WITH LOTS OF MOSS. THE MOSS IS A KIND OF SMALL PLANTS CONTAINS A SPECIAL CHEMICAL THAT HELPS REINDEER KEEP THEIR BODY FLUIDS WARM DURING THEIR YEARLY JOURNEY ACROSS THE ICY ARCTIC REGION, THE CHEMICAL KEEPS THEM FROM FREEZING—MUCH AS ANTIFREEZE KEEPS A CAR FROM FREEZING UP IN WINTER

1. THE ORIGINAL NAME FOR THE BUTTERFLY WAS 'FLUTTERBY'! ...SAILOR, DEAD LEAF, PAPER KITE, BLUE STRIPED CROW, JULIA AND GREAT EGG FLY ARE ALL NAMES OF BUTTERFLIES.

2. A CHEETAH CAN RUN 76 KILOMETRES PER HOUR (46 MILES PER HOUR) - THAT'S REALLY FAST! THE FASTEST HUMAN BEING RUNS ONLY ABOUT 30 KILOMETRES PER HOUR (18 MILES PER HOUR).

3. A ZEBRA IS WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPES. NO TWO ZEBRAS HAVE STRIPES THAT ARE EXACTLY ALIKE.


*SPEED OF A SNAIL IS 23 INCHES PER HOUR

*RATTLE SNAKES PRODUCES SOUND BY ITS TAIL

*IT IS A MISCONCEPTION THAT CROWS NEVER BUILD THEIR NESTS. AMONG CROWS THE FEMALE BUILDS THE NEST & NOT THE MALE AS COMPARED TO OTHER BIRDS.

*DOGS CAN LIVE WITHOUT FOOD. BUT WILL DIE WITHOUT SLEEP.
*AMONG THE QUADRIPEDS ( FOUR LEGGED),THE CAMEL ALONE CANNOT SWIM.
*OUR MEMORY POWER IS MORE IN WINTER THAN IN SUMMER.  
1 .VITAMIN- C IS NOT SYNTHESISED BY HUMAN BODY AND ALSO NOT AVAILABLE IN EGGS.
2 .THE FLIGHT DATA RECORDER – SO CALLED BLACK BOX IS ORIGIONALLY BRIGHT ORANGE COLORED
3 .THE ONLY ANIMAL SUCCUMBED TO LEPROSY IS THE ANT EATER. 
1.INTELLIGENT PEOPLE HAVE MORE ZINC AND COPPER IN THEIR HAIR

2.MEN CAN READ SMALLER PRINT THAN WOMEN CAN;WOMEN CAN HEAR BETTER
3.THE DRESS PANT SHOULD BE CALLED AS 'PANTS' BECAUSE IT HAS TWO BARRELS.

1. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
2. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
3. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
4. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
5. The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language .

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
7. Only 1 person in 2,000,000 will live to be 116 or older.
8. Polar bears are left-handed.
9. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
10. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
11. The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light but their sight deteriorates quickly with age and UV vision is soon lost.
12. An elephant's trunk is equivalent to the human nose and upper lip - yet an adult elephant can carry nearly 270 kilograms with it. It can also store about 4 liters of water in it.
13. Vitamin A is known to prevent "night blindness," and carrots are loaded with Vitamin A. One carrot provides more than 200% of recommended daily intake of Vitamin A. Carrots have zero fat content.
14. The pleasant feeling of eating chocolate is caused by a chemical called Anadamide, a neurotransmitter which also is produced naturally in the brain.
15. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do; but left handed people are more creative than the right handed.

1.AN AUSTRALIAN BIRD CALLED KOOKABURRA CAN LAUGH LIKE HUMAN BEINGS- Ha Ha !
2.GIRAFFE HAS NO VOICE BOX,SO IT CANNOT MAKE ANY SOUND
3.FISH GROW TILL DEATH